Quotes and Semicolons

I am interested lately in some developments that involve the flexibility of my brain. I have a keyboard for my iPad. I use it a lot. Actually, I’ve been working on writing a book, which keeps my fingers flying for a good three to four thousand words a week. I doubt this book will ever … Read more

White House Honey Porter

It’s ready just in time. The White House Honey Porter has been brewing in the basement for the last month in anticipation for tomorrow’s epic showdown. I kegged it last week and it is now ready to be consumed in celebration or misery. I had a little trouble finding some of the ingredients. I’m using … Read more

K’tik the Elf Hunter

Eventually painting miniatures fails to satisfy the continuing desire for customization and creativity. A hobbyist feels a certain desire to drastically modify models so that they might fit a certain image lurking somewhere in some imaginary space. This was the case with K’tik the Elf Hunter, my newest Dungeons and Dragons character. The most common … Read more

The Drama

There is a tension slowly building. Thirty-nine of my favorite dollars squandered on this fluid which now sits dormant in my basement. This fluid which I so painstakingly infused with the very best sugars and made absolutely perfect for the growth of some random microbe. It does nothing. It does not bubble or froth or … Read more


Fur production was down.  Vinnie wasn’t getting enough exercise, and he seemed to be suffering anthropomorphized feelings of loneliness.  We all felt bad for him, loafing about all day doing nothing but eating and sleeping in some giant Garfield reenactment. There were all sorts of reasons to get another cat. We finally did it.  A … Read more

Conquest Through Determination

It just so happens that another short story of mine has hit the digital shelves.  Actually, this one has the privilege of finding its way to real paper as well.  It fits solidly in the steampunk genre and was all sorts of fun to write. The anthology is called Conquest Through Determination, and my story … Read more

On the Digital Page

I mentioned a while ago that some of my writing had been picked up for publication.  Well, one of them is now available.  The piece is ‘A New Conscience’, and can be picked up in Kzine Issue 3 on Amazon. The publication is digital-only, so those of you who rely on dead trees are just … Read more