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Seven Ways Superman Defeats Batman

Superman defeats BatmanThere’s going to be a Superman vs Batman movie soon. This is strange, since we all know that SUPERMAN defeats BATMAN every single time no matter what I’m not even kidding.

Look, there are a lot of ways that Superman takes down Batman on your average encounter. The real struggle of this movie is going to be in making this conflict seem even remotely close.

I’m not saying Batman isn’t awesome. He’s great. I mean, nipple armor aside, Batman is pretty badass. And you better not underestimate his Continue reading Seven Ways Superman Defeats Batman