That doesn’t mean I can’t round up all of the random stuff I’ve run across this week. I can do it. You can click on it. Just because it’s a work day doesn’t mean it needs to be productive, right?
- Let’s start with some unbelievably clever art. There should be a rule that anyone selling t-shirts on the internet needs to provide them in my size (LT). They never do. Otherwise, I’d be buying up piles of these things.
- Speaking of art, Banksy’s Dismaland was all over the news this week. I’m not sure why. I guess it’s probably just as much fun as Disneyland, but without the bad food.
- This is the best. No, really, this is fun. Someone really smart person took all of the adjectives, similes, and metaphors out of Lovecraft and then added them to Hemingway.
- Sometimes I run across the article and find myself amused at how clever the world is.
- Have I mentioned that I want a Tesla? I’m probably going to settle for a lesser electric car, but it’s nice to know that Tesla actually broke Consumer Report’s ranking system. It’s, um, supposed to be a scale of 1-100 and the Tesla Model S P85 D scored 103.
The following video is a good one if you’ve recently learned how to teleport. Take a look and let me know if you think of any other clever uses for your power.